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first of all, youre fucking adorable.

second of all, heres some great tips from someone great. me. hehehe.

fake blood. its your best fucking friend. it may make your mouth numb and it may taste like stale-ass candy you found under a bench at the county fair, but its fuckin great. ive got one backup tube left, and this one is half gone. fuck. im gonna need to get on that shit soon.

sexy white wig, short, medium bangs, check. kawaii as fuck pink heart-shaped sunglasses, check.

as much gay fruity shit as you can find. seriously. this kinda crap just falls into my lap and its all fuckin perf.

and finally…

smile.

hehehe.

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